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(As far as that program’s celebrity contributors go, he’s not quite as good as Jenna Bush Hager, but much better than Chelsea Clinton.) It’s clear Rob Van Winkle is actually a talented person: I enjoyed his gadget reports on the Today show. “They told me to write, and make it Ice,” he says, “And they told me to keep it clean, for the kids and everything, which is me anyway.” So we can’t really put all of the blame on him. The production is terrible, the rapping is laughable and the people in the video aren’t even excited to be hanging in the same bar as the Ninja Turtles.īut watch the last 30 seconds of the video for the real treat: Vanilla telling us the makers of the film told him to make this. It’s easy to pick on Vanilla Ice’s rapping, and so let’s do that: This is a crime against anyone with ears. Worst Line: “Have you ever seen a turtle get down?/ Slammin’ and jammin’ to the new swing sound” “Ninja Rap” – Vanilla Ice, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) Leonardo’s the leader of the group, obviously, but any rhyme that includes the word “goop” is automatically great.) (Note: I don’t care that the “best line” is not accurate. The move did not pay off for Partners in Kryme. But it’s a bold decision to make your first radio single as a hip-hop duo about a children’s movie. It also helpfully recounts most of the plot of the first film, so you don’t even have to go see the movie! (It made $201 million, so you probably did anyway.) This was actually Partners in Kryme’s first single, hitting No.

This is essentially a 1980s party rap about the Turtles. Worst Line: “They didn’t say they’d be there in half an hour/ ‘Cuz they displayed - Turtle Power!” “Turtle Power” - Partners in Kryme, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)īest Line: “Raphael: He’s the leader of the group/ Transformed from the norm by the nuclear goop” See also: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Screening and Foot Clan Tryouts in BK We now have five turtle films and five turtle songs.
#Teenage mutant ninja turtles song shell shocked lyrics tv
And for each film and TV show, there is a new song about the Ninja Turtles. The Ninja Turtles have always been a musical bunch.
#Teenage mutant ninja turtles song shell shocked lyrics series
That series led to three live-action movies in the ’90s, another animated series (and another film) in the 2000s, scores of action figures - I had about 15, and they’d wrestle my WWF guys - and a concert tour. It exploded into a multimillion dollar media franchise for kids due to a goofy animated series that began in 1987 and lasted until 1996. The Turtles began as a gritty comic created by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird. Yes, 1990s nostalgia has reached such peak levels that they’re making another Ninja Turtles film. The great news: Hip-hop tracks about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are back. The good news: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are back. Vanilla Ice's "Ninja Rap" from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze" (1991).
